Diet LOL

SPOILER ALERT: Rice cakes do not contain any actual cake.

asks, if swimming is going to help me lose weight, will someone please explain whales to me?

That noise coming from my stomach is not a growl. It’s that crazy skinny chick I lost a long time ago in there begging for me to stop eating and to let her out!

Everybody thinks that a girls dream is to find the perfect guy or gal.. ha ha yeah right, our dream is to eat without getting fat.

Who came up with the “You have to drink 8-8oz glasses of water a day”?. Must have been the inventor of TOILET PAPER

Exercise: The process of converting big meals & fattening snacks into muscle, by lifting things that don’t need to be moved & running when no one is chasing you

Current diet plan isn’t working so well. New plan? Get the rest of the world fat! Who wants cake?

Love Always

JoFromTheSea

appetite apple close up delicious
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